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You'll come to find that I'm not right in the head, and that makes it difficult to make friends here. My real name is Kris, I'm 23 years old. Some content and opinions on this blog will cause TRIGGERS. If this is a problem then avoid it at all costs.

kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

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Well, if it helps, I do have central heterochromia. They’ll go from greyish-blue to bright green and whatever in between because of the two different colors in the iris.

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roughrimjob:

when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind

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xenahort:

it just looks impressive but I’m betting 5 bucks its moveset sucks a lot

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vive-la-johto:

Tentaeot ended up looking like a long-lost non-cyclopsian cousin of Sigilyph 8U 

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internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

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indigo-ink:

Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line

indigo-ink:

Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line

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(Source: niknak79, via itsdamnfunny)